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56shadesoffuckmylife:

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nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Henry the viii executed his wife because she didnt have a boy

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In two hours but the floors are spinning, happy birthday to me

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I couldn’t be more excited about you

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WHAAATTT AAAMM I GOING TO DO WITH MYSEEELLLLFF? I’ll probabaly, you know, starve and die or something. Just sayin’

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I just don’t understand. Can I eat you always?

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OMG MY LIFE
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"Running is tough. It’s tough physically. It’s tough mentally. But once you’ve broken through the “perceived pain” barrier, you’ll find yourself in a new state of mind, body and soul. Your overall well-being will improve tremendously. You just have to experience it."

- Keith Combs, Runner’s World Challenger of the Week (via runningislife)

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I would totally order such a thing. Then walk them! 

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